Saturday, December 30, 2006

Happy Holidays

Angry Beet forms the Vile.

The Angry Beet (left) and Brocholi Mangod (right) at either side of Father Time, while various other heroes and villains look on.




Despite recent parleys between Hungerstrike's Brocholi Mangod and the Angry Beet, the one-time super-hero has went ahead and filled papers in Post Oakes City registry to form the villainous group now known as "the Vile." Along with his evil-doing friends Porkchops, Straight Sugar, Wee Man, and T. Porter, the group has promised to wreak havoc whenever they can in the year to follow.

Santa gets mugged and joins the Scrap Pile

Despite seeing the pictures, when Carrot Boy retold his winter-time adventures in Pocket D to Citrus Shocker, she suspected he was on drugs-- as it is well known that members of Hunger Strike are a little on the new-agey, hippy side of reality as is. He described giant bipedal reindeer and evil snow men hanging outside of a lair of nay-do-good elves called the Red caps. And not to mention some sort of connection with Father Time and Baby New Year. Figuring that perhaps the little guy had seen the Rudolph the Red Nose New Year's Special a few too many times, She asked her supergroup's up and coming star Starbryte to check out what was going on.

Starbryte went to Pocket D and confirmed that there was indeed a "winter zone" where yodeling and mountain horns sounding along the lengths of a continuous ski slope. And standing in a toga at one of the up-stairs' bar was an old guy calling himself Father Time. Starbryte was not too surprised to see an older version of Jean Claude Van Damme, with a white full beard, not wearing much else except his underwear walk in. He was accompanied by the slightly better-dressed heroine, Sparina, and identified himself as Santa Claus. He asked for Starbryte's help in obtaining his work uniform from whomever had mugged him the night before. And so Mugged Santa joined the ranks of the Scrap Pile.


















From the warehouse shot Mugged Santa (left), Starbryte (middle), and Sparina (right).

Wilder Cat helps out Little Old Lady















Oh yes. With the formation of the Justice Alliance and the Golden Age Society on the Liberty server, all your famous hero look-a-likes can now join a group that is right for them.

Pictured in this posting is: The Gamma Atom (seen above);
















Liberty Commando and the Green Huntress;

















The Green Volt and Screaming Songbird

















Samuel Shamus and the Green Huntress (once again).

Saturday, December 02, 2006

"Little Old Lady" pleads for more Supes

The self-described "Little Old Lady," who is in reality a super-hero in Paragon City's up-scale Liberty Neighborhood, has been petitioning City Hall for a new super-group to help alleviate the ever-present muggings and purse-snatches throughout the metroplex.

Seen here (right), speaking with Back Alley Brawler (left), 'Lady suggested the name "Golden-Age Society."

To date no official response from any high-enough ranking superheroes has been received.

"I am not going to give up, or go away." Says the plucky senior citizen turned tanker super-hero, "There are plenty of heroes out there who have a decent heart and good home-training who will be willing to help me."

Unbeholden is doing "just fine."

Speaking on behalf of the group, Plague Dog announced yesterday that the group of super-villains named The Unbeholden is doing "just fine."

Speaking outside the Quicken Loan Sports Arena of Port Oakes, the canine-looking fiend held a 20 minute press conference. During the conference he sought to put to rest rumors of the dissolution of the Unbeholden. Still he did not deny that former group-leader and founder had left the group.

"Beasty Boy," Plague Dog said, "Has always been something of a loner to begin with. His departure could have been for any number of inexplicable reasons."

Plague Dog focused on reminding the assembled reporters that there were three new members from just three weeks ago. The Killing Clown, Erith, and Sarana all have come up on Mercy Island blotters as repeat offenders for various types of villainy and crimes. The spokesman also mentioned long-time members such as Exterminus, the French member of the Unbeholden, who have been active in training the newcomers to the group.