Saturday, December 02, 2006

Unbeholden is doing "just fine."

Speaking on behalf of the group, Plague Dog announced yesterday that the group of super-villains named The Unbeholden is doing "just fine."

Speaking outside the Quicken Loan Sports Arena of Port Oakes, the canine-looking fiend held a 20 minute press conference. During the conference he sought to put to rest rumors of the dissolution of the Unbeholden. Still he did not deny that former group-leader and founder had left the group.

"Beasty Boy," Plague Dog said, "Has always been something of a loner to begin with. His departure could have been for any number of inexplicable reasons."

Plague Dog focused on reminding the assembled reporters that there were three new members from just three weeks ago. The Killing Clown, Erith, and Sarana all have come up on Mercy Island blotters as repeat offenders for various types of villainy and crimes. The spokesman also mentioned long-time members such as Exterminus, the French member of the Unbeholden, who have been active in training the newcomers to the group.

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